Friday 26 June 2015

The Charming Family Legacy Gen.1 Ch.12

Hello, sul-sul and welcome to another chapter of the Charming Family Legacy!!

In today’s update we have more grumpy teens, birthdays, weird hair and some bedroom re-arranging which isn’t to everyone’s taste…

Anyways, let’s begin!



Lady: Excuse me sir but this park is city property and you cannot spray-

Lysander: Are you seriously trying to argue with me while I’m holding a can of spray paint?! … Who do you think has the advantage here??

Lady: Oh!! Um… No sir… Sorry sir…



Lysander: Hahahahahaha idiot…

Aren’t you worried she’ll report you??

Lysander: No, why would you think that??



Just a hunch…



Lysander: *grumble grumble grumble*

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. 



Lysander: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn… Mum can we talk in the morning??



Mara: Lysander this is serious!!

Lysander: Whaa!? Mum for plumbob’s sake put some clothes on!!



Mara: You were CAUGHT by the police!? Surely I raised you better than this!!

Whoa, what about the fact that he was committing a CRIME!?



Lysander: But didn’t you just get released from jail like two hours ago!?

Mara: That is totally different; I make money in the criminal career!!

Lysander: Whoa, that’s not fair!!



Mara: Mwahahahahaha… You’re so grounded…

Lysander: What?! But how am I supposed to prank… I mean “help” Hunter at prom!?

This family is so beautifully messed up…



Darrell: MUMMY!! ME WAN FOOD!!

Robyn: (Jeez Darrell, I’m trying to sleep over here!!)



Anthony: Let me out!! MUMMY!!

Can you guess which triplet is my favourite??



Charlie: GASP!! Why is my hair blue!?

Lysander??

Lysander: I know NOTHING about any blue hair dye found in the shower!! …



 Charlie: Whew… It’s okay now!!

No. No its not… How long is this midlife crisis going to last!?



Umm… What are you doing??

Lysander: Sneaking to school… No one can ground me!!

Okaaaaaay… Have fun with that.



Anyways, teens and Charlie aside, today is the triplet’s birthday!!

Mara: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA… No more diapers!!

Darrell: Say whaa!?



Make a wish Darrell!

Darrell: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!



And here they are!! Firstly we have Darrell who gained the angler trait… Wait… Is it possible this kid might actually turn out SANE!?



Then we have the beautiful Robyn, our only girl of Gen.2!! She gained the never-nude trait, which is a bit random but I’m sure her father will be thankful for it when she gets older!!



And finally we have Anthony, who gained the hates-the-outdoors trait… At this rate he’s gonna end up living his life hiding in box…



Lysander: Ehehehehehehe… I snuck to school and no one noticed!!



Mara: BOYS!!

Lysander: N’aww fudge…



Mara: LYSANDER I’M SO ANGRY AT YOU!!

Hunter: Oh my muffins what did I do!?

Um… That’s the wrong twin…



Hunter: Mum it’s me, Hunter!!

Mara: And you’re BEYOND grounded for your entire life and no TV and no ice cream and no video games…



#Thuglife is back…



Lysander: Mwahahaha… I’m going to do my homework!!

Hunter: I’m so confused…

I think we all are…



Charlie?? Where do you think you’re going!?

Charlie: I just won a free vacation with Mara!! WOO!!

Patient-in-the-middle-of-heart-surgery: Hello?? … Doctor are you still there!?



Mara: So long suckers!!

Aren’t you forgetting something!?... Six somethings!?



Caleb: Have any of you seen Mum and Dad?? I’m hungry…

Please, when have they ever fed you??



Robyn: Did anyone else just see Mum and Dad take off in a taxi??

Yes, about that… They’ve decided to go on holiday, so Hunter? Lysander? You’re in charge…



Robyn: You’re joking right??

Don’t panic!! Everything will be-



Lysander: HOUSE PARTY!! FREEDOM!!

*head desk*



Anyways, now that all the toddlers have aged up, it is time to move all the boys in together.

Robyn: GASP!! Does that mean I get my own room!?

Yes but before you go and-



Robyn: Oh my muffins…



Robyn: WHAT IS THIS!?

Sorry… Charlie designed it for you…

Robyn: I think I’m gonna vomit…



Hunter: So when’s the party!?

Hunter!?

Hunter: What, don’t you like my swim wear??

What is it with you lot and walking around in your underwear!?



Christen: Hunter!! Do you want to dance??

Is she blind or something?!



Lysander: This party sucks, where are all the guests!?

Um… You only know Christen…



Lysander: SOLO RAVING!!

Robyn: Ugh… I’m going to bed…



Christen: Hunter??

Hunter: *gulp*

Christen: Don’t you want me to hold your hand??

Hunter: No!! Wait, I mean yes, um…



Finally!! Took them long enough…



Lysander: Ugh… Weirdos…



Christen: Oh… I… Um… Wow…

Hunter: D-d-do you want to be my girlfriend? And my prom date??

Christen: Eeep!! Yes!!



Photo-bomb much?



And that concludes today’s chapter, thanks for reading!!

Sorry it was a little short but I’ve had a rather hectic week… I might have to change my schedule to uploading a new chapter every two weeks because it takes up a LOT of my time!! But I love writing and playing so I don’t want to have to stop!!

Please feel free to drop me a comment here or on forums, I love hearing your feedback. I hope you all having a lovely week! Bye x

Friday 19 June 2015

The Charming Family Legacy Gen.1 Ch.11

Hello, I hope everyone has had a lovely week and welcome to the Charming Family Legacy Gen.1 Ch.11!!

Last chapter Hunter and Lysander became teens and we are slowly aging up the toddlers… Only three left to go now, then no more diapers!! Anyways, let us begin…



And we start the chapter with the pet zombie trying to eat the paparazzi… Good boy Parker!!



Good morning Lysander-

Lysander: *grumble mumble grumble*



Hunter: *grunt grumble*

Lysander: *mumble mumble*

Teenagers in the morning… What more can I expect??



Lysander: *death stare*

Caleb: Can I help you??

Lysander: WHY DID HE GET THE LAST BLUEBERRY MUFFIN!?

Hunter: Oooooooooh… Blueberries…



Caleb: Hehe… You just can’t stand that I’m cuter than you…



Lysander: *intense death stare*

Run Caleb… RUN!



Well, I think we all know what that face means…

Mara: CHARLIE!! Darrell’s on the potty!!

Charlie: Whaa!? Again!?



Lysander: You will never take me!!

Oh it’s just school, suck it up and go…



Lysander: Aren’t you meant to be at school too!?

*hides behind textbook*



Bud-driver: Are you coming or not??

Lysander: Keep driving lady, me don’t need no education!!

Some English lessons wouldn’t hurt…




Hunter: Oreo!? That’s my rope toy!!

Hunter, you’re at home too??... Did anyone go to school today!?



Caleb: Yayy!! Art class!!

Teacher: Caleb, put down those paints right-

Caleb: GRAFFITI WOO!!



Hunter: Hahaha I win!!

Oreo: Woof?!

Charlie: Whaa!? Hunter stop playing with the bear!!



Hunter: What’s up Dad??

Charlie: M-m-make it go away!!



Hunter: Aw… I think you hurt Oreo’s feelings… Did you need something??

Charlie: Yes um…



Charlie: WHAT IN THE NAME OF PLUMBOB ARE YOU DOING!?

Hunter: What?!

Charlie: You’re skipping school?! Did Lysander stay home too!?

Wait… Where did Lysander go??



  Lysander: MWAHAHAHA… Troll, troll, troll…



Charlie: But hey, since you’re my favourite son you’re not grounded… Is that cool with you??

Great parenting Charlie…



Hunter: So… Am I in trouble??

Yes, no, um… Oh I don’t know; just go watch TV or something…



 Ahem… Lysander??

Lysander: What??

I don’t think they allow spray painting in the library…



Lysander: Oh please it’s a library, no one will notice…

Old-lady: GASP!! …. I think someone spilt coffee on this book!! Some people are so careless…



Wow how do you sleep when it’s so crammed up here??

Hunter: It’s as far away as I can get from Lysander…

Good point. Anyways, I wanted to tell you your prom is happening this Thursday!!



Hunter: Oh my muffins, I need to ask Christen!!

Um, Hunter?? That’s the wrong side of the bed-



Okay… Never mind… Why use the ladder when you can climb out of the window?



Hunter: Whoa what just happened??

I think you climbed through a wall… Let’s just move on…



Hunter: Cookie, you’re a girl right?! How do I ask Christen to prom!?

Cookie: Woof!

Hunter: But the last time I tried to mark my territory I got thrown out of the park!!

Whoa let’s keep this chapter rating PG please!!



Lysander: I’m home!! … Can I smell ice cream??



Lysander: Dad, perfect timing!! Give me some money so I can buy an ice-



Charlie: YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL!?

Here we go again…



Lysander: But I was vandalising the library!! Doesn’t that count as educational?!



Mara?? What are you doing out from work so early??

Mara: SHUT UP AND RUN!!

Why what’s going on-



Policeman: MARA CHARMING!!

No… That’s a plant…



Mara: I don’t like you…

Policman: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you… um… s-say… er…

Mara: *evil glare*



Mara: Will you release me if I give you a cookie??

Policeman: No!

Mara: How about two cookies??

Policeman: Hmm… No.



Hunter: Run to me Robyn, run like the wind!!


Robyn: ???



Robyn: *sits down*

Hunter: Oooh… so close!!

Caleb: But she didn’t even move!



Caleb: Why is everyone so obsessed with her!?

She’s the only girl out of six children… She has the cuteness advantage

Caleb: Have you SEEN me!? I’m adorable!!... She can’t even use the toilet!!



Hunter: GAAAH!!

What are you doing!?

Hunter: The toilet… *drowning* … It’s attacking me!!



Lysander?? Do you know anything about a spraying toilet??

Lysander: What? When? I didn’t do anything!!

Wait… What’s that on the sink??

Lysander: What sink?? … I don’t see a sink… No sinks here!! … Haha…



Charlie: Has anyone seen Mara??

Didn’t you hear?? She got thrown in jail.



Charlie: IN JAIL!? … What do I do with all the kids!?



Mara: HEY POLICE MAN!!

Police-man: Be quiet, I’m dealing with a report of vandalism at the library-

Mara: I’M HUNGRY!!



Charlie: BLAH-ACK-ER-AH!?

Lysander: Ehehehehehehehe…

Charlie: When is Mara coming home!?



Oh thank the fudge…Does this mean your mid-life crisis is over now you’re dressing normally again??

Charlie: Actually I wanted you opinion…



Charlie: Do you like my new hair!?

Oh my muffins… This crisis is affecting your mental health…



Caleb: Wow cool hair Dad!!

Don’t you even THINK about going near the hair dye Caleb!!



Caleb: So I was wondering if you wanted to watch TV together??

Charlie: Sorry buddy, I already promised Robyn I’d read her to sleep… See ya' later!!



Charlie: Who’s my gorgeous beautiful baby girl?!

Caleb: Dad??



Wow… It’s like you can actually feel the jealousy…



Lysander?? Your curfew is in an hour!

Lysander: Yeah, yeah, yeah…



Hunter: *stares at door*

I’d go to bed Hunter… Lysander is still at the park…



Hunter: He went to the park without me!? Alone!? In the dark!?

Don’t worry the police will find him soon… Maybe he can spend the night with your Mum in jail??



Hunter: D-d-d-dad??... Are you awake??



Hunter: OH MY MUFFINS!! DAD WAKE UP!!



Charlie: Whaa!? Hunter!?

Hunter: What happened to your hair!? Are you bleeding!? SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!! … *faints*

Charlie: Did he not like my hair??



Mara: No one can lock up Mara Charming!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Nice to you see you’re out of jail…



Um… Why are you clapping and smiling??

Mara: I don’t know!! … Make it stop!!



Mara: What?! … I spent my birthday in jail?!

Oops, I forgot you needed to age up…



Mara: I’m… middle-aged??

Yes, how do you feel??

Mara: I feel…



Mara: EVIL!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Whew… No mid-life crisis!!



And that brings us to the end of this chapter, I hope you enjoyed reading!!

Next chapter the triplets finally age up as we get closer and closer to the heir vote for generation 2!! But don’t pick your favourites just yet since there is lots more personality to come… Thanks so much for reading and please feel free to leave a comment either her or on forums, it really makes my day!

~Kipper123

This is just small note to honour someone very special in my life that passed away today… This morning my dog Kipper was put to sleep. I wasn’t going to say anything but I thought he deserved a shout out for being one of my best-est friends ever, and loving me unconditionally for over 13 years. He is the reason behind my username “Kipper123” which I had regretted choosing for years, wishing I’d chosen something cooler, but now it will always be a lovely reminder of him every day <3 RIP Kips…